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Basically you sit on your Toliet Tanner and hit a button as two reflective flaps come out the left and right side and the sun lamp comes on above (it get a tan and promote regular bathroom visits)
Bun Warmer
http://www.allquip....UCTS&category_id=48 [Laughs Last, Oct 04 2004]
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Placing a sunlamp in the loo hardly seems like a new product. |
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Such a thing already exists? |
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I fail to see why you want a tanned butt. *No* one will see it and it might give you cancer. |
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My father would sometimes threaten to tan my hide. |
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With this device, you could tan your hide and hide your tan. |
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Gettting sun where the sun don't shine? |
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UB: what was the old one? |
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Is this for tanning the butt or for tanning all but the butt (leaving a nice round white patch)? |
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Or just make it glow in the dark. |
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It would help clear up ringworm and butt acne. Not that _I_would use it for that. For those unfortunates who suffer those problems. Not for me. |
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This device will tan the whole body, the only two things I have to work out is the time factor since some people are quick in and outs and some people spend hours in there (ie reading the Sunday Paper) and to get the butt tanned as well (in theory most people are not naked on the beach so this is not a problem but for some it may be |
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