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Tofu Sex Aids
Discover the Wonders of Vegetarian Self Stimulation | |
Tofu has an organic quality resembling human flesh. I have heard girlfriends divulge its texture as that of the male member when cooked/warmed.
I envision a marketing push by blue chip Tofu Mulitnationals to promote their product in a range of edible sex aids - both for men and women.
The strap
- on Tofunator with vibrating multispeed tip would be a hit with lesbian vegetarian extremists who despise 'meat' of both kinds.
Feral type men who often have trouble with penetration due to over-pierced willies can safely 'deforest the untouched valleys' of the silken Tofu vagina.
Also in this range is
the 'Falafel-Fist' for the earth-conscious fetish environmentalist, the natural spray on pheromone for shy hippies - 'Chick-Pea Magnet' and of course the 'Lentilly Lace' vegan underwear range - gauranteed to show off those politically hursuit thighs.
Tofurniture
http://www.halfbake...om/idea/Tofurniture Soy Bean curd World domination! [benfrost, May 18 2001]
Meaty version?
Grilly_20Willy_20Stress_20Sausage Not intended for stimulation, though. [squeak, Jul 19 2007]
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I have heard girlfriends divulge its texture as that of the male member when cooked/warmed.
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I have not had the joy of experiencing a cooked male member. Do you have any recipes you could share? |
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Errr... I won't pretend to be an expert on these things, but if my, er, "member" was the consistency of Tofu, I'd be constantly losing my "membership". |
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PeterSealy]: ". . . hung round very long." You're probably right. Likely to be some shrinkage when cooked. |
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Has anyone ever handled one of those hot banana fritters covered in batter? Blimey. |
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OK, if you're reading this it's too late, but this should never have been read, or for that matter, dreamt up. |
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I know some veganphiles that would endorse this, but I think [sven3012] was right. Save yourself now, while you can. Go on without me, it's only a tofu wound. |
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I like that they when it's made from tofu
it's a "sex Aid" as opposed to 'sex toy'.
Does that mean in my soup tofu is a food
aid? |
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I honestly can't think of a better use of tofu. |
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A bun for //lesbian vegetarian extremists who despise 'meat' of both kinds//. [+] |
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this still comes up in conversation. and meals. |
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I want a full sized tofu lady. Then I could eat her. |
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rubs flippers and dives trough the surface of ice |
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I once did sort of a meat version of this, v. early on in my HB career. It got boned to death, never understood why. (Linky - votes oblitorated in great crash). |
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+1... for 'Falafel-Fist'. |
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