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Include the milligrams of theobromine on packages of chocolate goods. This is so when you find your dog wagging his tail next to an empty box of oreos or a box of milkduds, you can decide whether or not to immediately take him to emergency veterinary services.
Theobromine_poisoning
http://en.wikipedia...eobromine_poisoning Two hours to get to a vet [leinypoo13, Aug 11 2008]
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Eminently practical. And I don't even have a dog. + |
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my Dino ate a whole box of chocolates with no side effects whatsoever. she was a very skinny lurcher cross who also consumed a packet of aspirin another time. in fact, she would eat almost anything. perhaps, mongrels have less sensitive systems? |
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ah, after reading the link - it was most probably milk chocolate... |
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This would also be useful for humans who enjoy or are allergic or addicted to theobromine. [+] |
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This would also be useful for gods who want to know how much of their food is in the package. |
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Surely God knows already, and isn't
particularly concerned either way. |
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