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Oftentimes, people have a difficult time handling their anger. At the P.A.M.Shoppe you will find that we combine modern photo technology with old fashion stress relief. You send us a picture that you would like to use, and we will put it on our special products. These are all custom orders, but you may
find an idea that you would like to use.
In the home goods department, we have made My Exs Face Doormat. This provides years of useful therapy and is reversible in the event you tire of looking at it. We also have My Exs Face Fire Starter Log which provides instant relief.
For the sportsman we made The Boss that Fired Me clay pigeons and archery target.
There have been quite a few orders for The Cop that Busted Me Dartboard and My Pet from Hell Football.
As you can see, this is not just an ordinary personalization shoppe, we want you to overcome all the pent up anger that you might be harboring and looking for a release. These products are safe when used properly and you will notice that your anger will eventually leave you. (You may need to re-order the product again, so we keep everything on file for you.)
Anything out of Rice Krispies?
Rice-Krispie_20Treat_20Effigies shameless elf promotion. [RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2006]
Customized Anger Management Pillowcase
http://www.soundfee...er/anger_pillow.htm $22.95, 100% polyester [jutta, Jan 04 2007]
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Mmm. Soft, forgiving, punishable likenesses of things that enrage you .. just for you. |
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please ship immediately three dozen rolls of 'cheating ex-wife' toilet paper. |
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Frequented by everyone named Pam. |
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The Spam P.A.M. : A hated image printed in food dyes on a block of jiggly meat. |
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My dreaded ex is named Pam - I flinch every time I see this idea. |
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I'm so sorry [norm], would you like a P.A.M. punching bag? |
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Thanks, but I'm past that point. I do occasionally have nightmares where she's being suspiciously nice to me, and I can't quite figure out why I'm so uncomfortable. |
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What's with the medieval spelling of shop? |
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Wherefore asketh you [Minimal]? Be you from the future and thus knoweth not the spellinge of shoppe? |
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Here in quaint New England-"Ye Olde Shoppe" is used quite often. |
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Ye be hence, and took leave o your senses, eh? |
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In the last death throes of our marriage, my ex accused me over several weeks of being unfaithful with an un-named woman, my ex-mistress, a mutual friend, my ex-wife, a mythical "old woman", a neighbour, and two women from where she worked, one of whom I had never even met. At one point I considered having "I slept with *****'s husband" T's printed for free distribution in the village street. This shoppe would have been ideal for that. |
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//Wherefore asketh you... // |
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<pedant> Wherefore askest thou... </pedant> |
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