The Mother of All Office Workers

Feeling stressed-out, frustrated, harassed by the boss, antagonized by co-workers? Don’t just go to a special room with a bed to relax or hit on a sandbag to let off steam; go see Big Mamma. She’ll be waiting for you in a dimly lit, lockable room with soft music. Her seated, four meter frame is covered with a warming, supple material such as Tempur. Her pouting lips and sympathetic eyes, combined with measured heartbeat sound and breathing movement, will entice you into her big lap to rest against the ample bosom. Big Mamma, feeling the weight of a needy mouse-pusher, will embrace you with gentle giant arms while murmuring, “It’s OK, honey”, “There, there sweetie”, etc. Grasp her finger, press your head against her stroking hand and feel your worries melt away.