h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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For those who, try as they might, never get the crumpled up ball of paper into the waste-basket.
A waste-paper basket with attached vacuum that tractors your crumpled paper into the bin from a radius around the bin.
Look like a pro with a no-look throw into the suck-o-throw on the far side
of the office.
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"Have you been loitering by the suck-o-throw again with crumpled up balls, or are you just glad to see me?" |
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thats cheating Trodden, well done. |
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Two important product specifications for the Deluxe Upgrade Suck-O-Throw: |
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1) The vacuum motor must be absolutely silent so that others in the room will not be aware when it is activated; and 2) The device should be equipped with an easily pocketed remote control that allows the owner to imperceptibly turn the unit on and off at will. |
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These two additional features will make the owner look like a pro against all unsuspecting challengers. |
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A professional wastepaper basket shooter? Where do I sign up?!
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...and with a simple switch from suck to blow..Viola! Office Tennis practice. + |
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This has a very bedknobs and broomstix feel to it. Can see a trail of "important" documents all taking the plunge as my back is turned. Which wouldn't really be bad. + |
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A professional wastepaper basket shooter? Where do I sign up?!
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This has applications to bowling as well (may have to use fans instead of sucking, though) |
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