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Let's say you live in an apartment and you own a dog. You have to take the dog out for walks every
couple of hours. Sometimes you're too busy or the weather sucks or you just don't feel like going
out.
Let's make it easier for the dog and you at the same time in 4 steps...
1st improvement:
a walkie-talkie fixed to your dog's collar so that you can give out commands
without running around
2nd improvement: an app that shows your pet's position on your phone using GPS data from the
collar
3rd improvement: a camera on the collar so that you can see exactly what your dog sees
And the final / main improvement: let's take the poor pet out of the equation - the thing I named
"The Invisible Dog" is an app that shows you what your Invisible Dog sees, you can give out orders
via a walkie-talkie and see /hear the reaction, you can see it's movement on the map and enjoy
your pet as if it was real...
They're starting to pack up...
http://aestheticsof...invisible_dogs3.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 03 2013]
Visible Dog
https://www.google....137&bih=746&dpr=0.9 Mostly organs in-visible dog. [csea, Dec 03 2013]
Such doge!
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge Much crossant. Why thinking. Quantum turducken my ipad. [sninctown, Dec 06 2013]
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Many people could share such a dog. The collar-delivered orders would be in the voice of Microsoft Sam, to avoid dog confusion. |
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"I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very very small..." |
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As an additional improvement, the owner should
receive a mechanized cardboard cutout of a pit bull. |
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