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They have dog chew toys shaped like a cartoon style mouth
so the dog looks like the pet is smiling with a comical grin.
Throw a bite activated switch that makes it say things like
"Oh boy! It is you! I am so happy to see you!" or "Hello
wonderful person who scratches me behind the ears! You
make me so happy!".
These recordings would be in generally understood to be
"dog voice" that is, not particularly smart but upbeat and
happy. I didn't have anything to do with this, it's just the
day talking dogs have been portrayed.
Your dog would walk up to you and with a big smile say "I
love you. If you pet me my live will be fulfilled or great
one!".
See links. Link 1 + link 2 illustrated the idea.
Take these, put a switch in the chewable part that activates recordings like this...
https://www.google....AYQDA#imgrc=_&vet=1
[doctorremulac3, Jul 08 2019]
https://www.youtube...watch?v=LEZ_xL1S4hs
[doctorremulac3, Jul 08 2019]
Look how well this thing sold.
https://www.chewy.c...EAEYASAFEgJgC_D_BwE
Assuming that about 10% of the people who buy stuff online give reviews, 12,000 sales from one website, $70,000 in sales would be a successful product. [doctorremulac3, Jul 13 2019]
Now mix that with this...
https://www.amazon....-826419237992&psc=1
[doctorremulac3, Jul 13 2019]
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This would freak people out. They might faint, or even have heart attacks. They could be physically injured, or psychologically scarred. There might even be deaths. |
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Extra notional bun if the "mouth" can include a "smoking" cigar with a glowing tip, and speak in Groucho Marx's voice. |
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Or Edward G Robinson maybe? |
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Wasn't a certain cigar chomping half American nicknamed
"The... something something... Bulldog"? |
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No, he was English. Being English is a state of grace,
bestowed only on the chosen few. The source of ones genes
isn't strictly relevant. God, for instance, is English despite his
having no parents whatsoever. |
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She's English? Learn something new every day. |
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