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The Halfbakers

 Wa WA
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Blissmiss on vocals,

Krelnik on drums,

Cedar park on Bass,

Rods Tiger on the tombola,

UnaBubba on the cymbals,

Po on keyboards,

Dr Curry on coconuts,

Aristotle on tambourine,

Waugsqueke on lead guitar,

phoenix on trumpets,

2 fries on Hammond organ,

Pericles on hand claps,

jutta on saxophone,

supercruiser on double bass,

Shz on backing vocals,

FloridaManatee on cello,

Yamahito on mouthorgan,

FarmerJohn on clock duty,

8th of 7 on violin,

thumbwax on recorder,

PiledHigherandDeeper on that thing that Rolf Harris wobbled.

bristolz on tom toms,

sambwiches on the clarinet,

To complete the Halfbakers all insundury as chorus and skinflaps on bugal.

—skinflaps, May 28 2003

Wobble board & a baker http://www.wowest.com.au/board.htm
[PiledHigherandDeeper, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

½B House Band http://www.halfbake..._bdB_20House_20Band
by waugsqueke. [my face your, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Timbales: a recipe http://www.news10.n...pe/crab-timbale.htm
[bristolz, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Timbales: the drums http://www.drumsins...=T-417BR&prod_id=T-
[bristolz, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       You know that you won't get croissants unless you include me.
—PiledHigherandDeeper, May 28 2003
   

       *Feels left out, trudges away*
—sambwiches, May 28 2003
   

       I can't play bass. Maybe I can switch with [po].   

       Anda one anda two anda....
—Cedar Park, May 28 2003
   

       Had to keep my word, its a wobble board! and a croissant!
—PiledHigherandDeeper, May 28 2003
   

       recorder? recorder? I haven't played one since I was in 1st grade!
—thumbwax, May 28 2003
   

       What, a band with no theramin? Or kazoo?
—oatcake, May 28 2003
   

       hey I usually play on the linoleum
—po, May 28 2003
   

       sp: clarinet.   

       That's, like, the girliest instrument I can think of. Couldn't I play the roaring Harley engine or xylophone made from the ribs of my fallen enemies? Anything but a phallic shape to be played with the mouth.
—sambwiches, May 28 2003
   

       What type of music will this band feature and will you have open auditions anytime soon?   

       I can play a few chords on mandolin though I wish I could say I play a mean cornet.
—Tiger Lily, May 28 2003
   

       I'll swap with thumbwax.   

       Oh, wait...
—egbert, May 28 2003
   

       I bet thumbwax is happy with the choice for bris <g>
—po, May 28 2003
   

       Aauugh - time for a cold shower!
<Henry Crun>Min, stop that sinful modern type dancing, you naughty naughty woman!<HC>
—egbert, May 28 2003
   

       I play a wicked cool air guitar!..and I can drum on the steering wheel like a madman!
—goober, May 28 2003
   

       Yay, Bliss. Let's do a pennywhistle and recorder battling duet. Whistling arpeggios, screeching scales, and a whole lot of rootin' tootin'.
—egbert, May 28 2003
   

       Timbales.
—bristolz, May 28 2003
   

       Nah,spellings off.   

       Drums it is.
—skinflaps, May 29 2003
   

       Timpani? If not, then I got dibs.
—friendlyfire, May 29 2003
   

       Could'nt I just have a hammond cheese on rye?   

       is that organic, 2fries?
—po, May 29 2003
   

       I'm on hand claps? Does that mean I'm on the audience, forced to applaud or that I'm not talented enough to play an instrument? I used to play the triangle on elemntary school ;)   

       Either way, I'll be the best clapper the band could have. We can rehearse at my place, if you wish. I'll make some "enchiladas" for everyone.
—Pericles, May 29 2003
   

       Yeah. I heard that Pericles had the clap. :)
—Cedar Park, May 29 2003
   

       igirl can chime in now and again
—igirl, May 29 2003
   

       Dibs on rythym acoustic guitar...
—ghillie, Apr 03 2004
   

       I can plug stuff in.
—half, Apr 03 2004
   

       I have a ukulele. I aspire to be able to play it well eventually.
—Worldgineer, Apr 03 2004
   

       I will play Baritone Uke alongside [Worldgineer]'s (ir)regular Uke in the HBOrchestra's Tiny Stringed Instruments section.   

       Plus we need a sub-in for cymbals and violin.
—Sgt Teacup, Jul 15 2022
   

       I'll volunteer for Clock duty, for sure.
—blissmiss, Jul 16 2022
   

       "Beer. Icky. Beer icky itch dirt ..."
"STOP!"
"Every time you count us in in Turkish, we lose the bass player"
"But I'm the bass player."
{feedback whine}
"It's not even good Turkish. It's not 'itch', it's 'üç', and ..."
"No, what I meant was ..."
{theremin moan}
"He's not in the room."
"But I'm the bass player."
"You see, you've lost them again. Get in the room!"
{unexplained electrical crackling}
   

       ... and rehearsals continue ...
—pertinax, Jul 17 2022
   


 

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