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I always remembered him as the captain in Forbidden Planet but I also had the pleasure of seeing him perform live in his one-man play, Darrow, a few years ago. He was a damned good actor. |
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Sorry, took a while to click. Yes indeed. |
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[edit] Captain Jamieson: "Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?" |
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Let's say we're all very sorry to see him go. |
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"we're all very sorry to see him go." |
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"we're all very sorry to see him go." |
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I'm sorry to have to tell you he's in the morgue. |
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It's a building with corpses, but that's not important right now. |
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Dandelions will do that to you. |
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It would be nice if his funeral could include many of the stock gags from Airplane and Police Squad; the hearse driving into dustbins, mourners falling into graves, tapping noises from inside the coffin, and a tall, grey-haired man dressed as a gravedigger causing mayhem ... |
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Ideally, women standing around his grave as the coffin is lowered down into the ground will hear his voice saying "Nice beaver!". |
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I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout
leader. |
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I told him he shouldn't have had the fish. |
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Yeah, he should have ordered ham on five, hold the mayo. |
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"Is this some sort of bust?"
"Yes, it's very impressive, but I'm afraid you're under arrest...." |
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue. |
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