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The Half-X Men
Bring them all together into one unified, rant-appeasing force | |
We have ourselves a mighty force of superheros who can bring justice and resolution to all of our little issues.
Professor Half-X (always caressing his pet, Peave) sends them out on their rant-appeasing missions. Johnny Spendsalot needs extra change! Spare Change Lad, this is your job! (whooosh!)
Woody Harrelson needs a new hemp T-shirt! RastaMan! To the rescue! The statues in central park are missing! Motion Detector Man! Go! (etc)
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Well, I'm sure he prefers Professor > (better connotation...) |
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> is the left half of an X. And globaltourniquet gets the groan they deserve |
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Yes, but V is the top half of X diagramatically, and is also half of X (Roman) numerically, thus completing the "half" concept much more elegantly! |
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I just meant he prefers > to < because of the connotation (Professor Greater Than sounds better than Professor Less Than...) |
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...damn editable message board.... |
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(Peter originally called him Professor <) |
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Besides the fact that he/she used the third person plural to indicate unknown gender in the singular, which has been summarily rejected by grammarians in the entire English speaking world. |
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globaltourniquet: take the > and run! |
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Peter had obviously changed it to V before I made my comment. Besides, I rarely do make sense! And I get fed up of writing s/he or he/she. Sod it, in future I'm going to be a male chauvinist pig and call everyone he unless it's obvious. lol |
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...ahem...upside down v is <lambda>... |
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<gamma> looks like a backwards 7 |
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(in upper case greek only, for both of those letters) |
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^ pet peaves - I like that. |
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...nothing to do with XY-Man, I suppose? (yes, and XX-Woman) |
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hippo stole my joke.
*pout.. |
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Well..well, Pi looks like an x turned into a table!
Sorry, it's the best I could do on such short notice. |
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