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The Balldazzler
If it's good enough for Jennifer Love Hewitt, it's good enough. | |
A device for attaching sequins to one's scrotum, so the sack sparkles like a deflated disco ball.
Not safe for work
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[zeno, May 05 2010]
baked
http://www.youtube....watch?v=yPNgQt0Lkl8
[jaksplat, May 05 2010]
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Or like the family jewels. |
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Hey.. I think they can do this with piercings already, so, may be
baked. At least they'd get a kick out of trying. |
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I'm not sure decorated scroti could become attactive to any
conceivable person, but, who knows? |
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Gives new meaning to the account name saxman, saxman. |
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How 'bout jingle bells to make jingle balls? |
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//A device\\ What kind of device, how would it work. There's really no idea here is there? Decorate the scrotum? people heve been doing that for decades. |
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The device could be relatively simple: a board to which are attached two pots, one containing creamy white PVA glue, the other containing a sequins-and-glitter mix, each pot, in turn, containing your scrotum. |
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Shirley "The Ball Dazzler" should be not a device that causes the ball to be dazzling, but a device to dazzle the ball? I suggest inward-facing underpants-mounted searchlights. |
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Alternate suggested title: "Bejeweled." |
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By the way, what sort of disco's to you go to, where these would be visible! |
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Yikes, Zeno, I think some of those people are asking for an
infection of some sort. |
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With this, a man might be able to appear in public with his
genitals exposed, and people would think he was only
("only") wearing a gaudy codpiece. That would appeal to
some people, I suppose. |
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