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There once was a man with a --
Well, let's just say he was bald. And he really wanted the
face of his girlfriend on the back of his head. So he went
to the
barber, who plugged in a variety of hairs, from a
selection
of many colors and structural behaviors. So, she had
orange hair, and
redder lips, while her face was white
and
her eyes were black. And she had a slightly curly
mustache, but
he
liked that.
I'm really afraid this idea should have been rendered in
poetry, to capture the thought better. Or, rephrased a
bit,
or used a different example, or had slightly better and
more interesting concepts.
But it's Bargain Friday here at the Mylodon Used Idea Lot
and this is what is left over in the bin.
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Do you mind if I dig around in the bin some more? |
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I realize somewhat belatedly, that a successful transplant of multicolored, multisourced hair, would require a lifetime regiment of immunosuppresants, which is a lot of maintenance for a gag like that. |
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I'm not sure what's left in the bin. I think there's a variety of self-stirring porridge pots, that's about it. |
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Interesting enough for a [+] What's that about porridge ? |
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Yes, but that's not exactly something [mylodon] is ever going to need, is it ? |
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