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First teach apes how to use sign language.
Then teach apes how to read and touch type, speaking to them in sign language.
Then using written words, teach them how to navigate.
Then using the internet, teach them how to Troll.
Infinite monkey theorem
http://en.wikipedia...nite_monkey_theorem
Some numerics [csea, Mar 06 2011]
Baked sort of
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Koko_(gorilla)
Not sure how close she is to typing A Tale of Two Cities. "It was" maybe? [doctorremulac3, Mar 06 2011]
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I doubt that they would stand out much on forums. They are only capable of very low level trolling. For instance they might never understand why this idea was not worth posting and post it again and again with only slight variations. |
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No, they can't touch-type. |
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isn't that how the planet of the apes got going? Perhaps an ape orientated version of facebook would keep them out of the going for global domination bit. "Bananas Like!" "You have unfriended Baboon1287" and stuff like that.. |
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Go to youtube.com. Search on "Gorilla sketch Rowan". |
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And let the show speak for itself. |
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