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This device is a wire mesh shaped like an upside down baseball cap. The mesh is tight enough to allow hair to pass through, but not delicate scrotal skin. Placing the cage over your family jewels (or under, depending on how you look at it), allows the user to quickly run an electric trimmer over their
privates for a quick painless trim with no chance of pinched skin (I hate that).
It's a scream - Canadian TV
http://www.cbc.ca/nerve/sneakpeek/
Waxing the sac. [ConsulFlaminicus, Oct 28 2004]
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Gotta be wax. Wax the sack, wax the sack! |
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"Oh, God! It burns! It BUUUUR....heyyyy...." |
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The person who would use a cage--who would even want to shave there--must be especially furry. And if so, perhaps a patterned cut might be better—something like a French poodle. |
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A scrotal poodle? Otherwise known as the scroodle? Who gives you a cut like that? |
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//Who gives you a cut like that?// I would guess a professional scroodler would need to carry a lot of insurance. |
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"Sweeney Todd" would never be the same again. |
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I am frightened to say this isn't as bad as I had anticipated. |
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Really? //Wax//, //Nair//, //tweezers//, //Scroodle// - I think it's every bit as bad as I anticipated. |
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I'll have one black teste-dread,
one white teste-dread,
and one-with-a-bit-of-stripe-on teste-dread, |
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Adapt it to allow electrolysis treatment of the hairs. That way, they won't grow back for weeks, and you'll never produce children who might have similarly horrendous ideas. |
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wax it - go for the full treatment - commonly known as the back, sack and crack... |
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You could make the cage shaped like a football helmet. Put your team's emblem on it. Just one more way of showing support. |
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Extra testicle, [Consul]? |
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I think DaliLlama has hit on something. You could sell cages with a solid section - basically a mask, so you would trim everywhere around the masked area but not underneath. It would allow fast trimming of designs onto your privates - or even sayings like "Bowlers due it in the lanes" - might eliminate the need for those atrocious T-shirts. Perhaps just leaving your pecker's name drawn in pubes - Big John or something (in my case Little John). |
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