h a l f b a k e r yNaturally, seismology provides the answer.
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As soon as you set up this service and offer devil-spawn for hire to reluctant (potential) fathers there arises an opportunity for a complementary service offering little-angels for hire to broody (wannabe) mothers. |
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The little-angel service would of course need to enlist only those little-angels specially trained in covert martial arts in order to defend themselves against the devil-spawn while appearing placid and non-combatant. |
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For ethical reasons it may be necessary to bar an individual from offering both services at the same time. |
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This is just a charter for passive-aggressives. |
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