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This is an alternative to cremation or burial. Times are
changing and people are wanting alternatives. So rather
than
buying an urn or a casket, why not armour and join
forces
with your fellow expired citizens!
A burial mound houses battalions of standing ready and
waiting warriors
ready to fight in the after life. The
climate
is controlled, optimized to keep out those pesky worms
and
enhance the mummification process.
Rather than seeing your tombstone, they can see your
arse
kicking carcass!
you mean like this?
http://www.google.c...AQ&biw=1024&bih=622
[xandram, Aug 26 2013]
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can I get a terra cotta couch as well ? |
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[+], but on the whole I would much rather become a
wall covering. A complete human skin, perhaps split
sagitally and opened out to give a rear and front
view, joined head-to-head, would add interest to an
otherwise dull wall. |
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I don't earn enough ffs - bury me at the end of the garden. & sort out the spellings |
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Ah yes. I believe she has a partially non-functioning
keyboard. |
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(Aside) Do terracotta armies imply a scorched earth policy? |
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Only if the kiln is too hot. |
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Well, it's a kiln field out there. |
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Idea start well, then goes to pot. Surprised no one's done the Greek urn joke. |
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Baked... for about 12 hours at 1100degC, by the
Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang in about 210BC. |
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In other words, this is hardly a novel idea. |
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Yeah, probably couldn't get a novel out of it, a good short story perhaps. |
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Personally, I'm worried about the Working Time Directive, so if my body is working as a guard after my demise, what does it get to do on its days off? |
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//what does it get to do on its days off// |
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If there were scary Babies there, would they be in terror
cottas? |
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If there were a trillion of them would they be a
TeraCotta? |
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If they owned a dairy could they make TerraCottage Cheese? |
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People should really be putting their idle halfbaking e-farts
into sorting this whole death thing out, before it's too
late. I simply don't care how the last of my refuse is
preserved. |
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oh dear, I hadn't read down far enough to see [UB] mentioned my link before I posted it....Hi [UB]!! You have ESP. haha |
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I'm going to quit zeroing the weight of the cheese when making my lasagna. No sir, no more tare ricotta for me. |
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