Tennis Two-Telly Topography

We hear that attendance in person is better than watching an event on TV.*

We notice that, in the case of tennis, the most dramatic difference between the in-person audience and the box-gogglers is that, as each stroke is played, the heads of the former yaw smartly from one side to the other, while the heads of latter mostly just loll (though they may pitch a bit).

Rolling, in either case, would suggest that something had gone horribly wrong.

Anyway, to bring the telly experience a little closer to the in-person experience, we propose putting up two TV sets on opposite walls, each one showing the same match, but from a different camera angle. So ...

poc...
{crane right}
...poc...
{crane left}
poc
{crane right}
poc
{crane left}
poc-whump
{exhale, repeat from the top}

You see? It's almost as exciting as the real thing.

*One's own funeral might be an exception.