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Easy to program, just 1 button. Say the little beast's name and you're done. When the collar hears you say the name, it plays random responses. A couple of examples.
"Christ, you again?"
"Don't you ever shut up? You should hear that cutsy voice you use on me, and look in the mirror while you're
doin' it. I mean, damn."
"If this ain't about feeding me go f yourself"
"Oh joy,the cat lady's got something to say. I'm all a-tingle."
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Voice controled cat collars. A great idea. With more than one command they could have more functions. With commands such as - "Get off that you little b*****d" which could cause it to emit a noise it dosn't like until you say - "good kitty". |
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With the addition of some wires going into the rather small cat brain you could even make it remote control. Imagine a cat that actually paid attention to you at your whim and not just when its hungry! |
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[saedi] You can make a cat pay attention to you all the time
by keeping it hungry all the time. But who wants needy cats? |
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"excuse me - what's a wheelie bin?" |
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// who wants needy cats // |
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Just leave out the "needy". It makes so much more sense that way. |
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Let's throw in a "beep incessantly" function like there are on car remotes, so you can find the cat easily when it disappears. |
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Anyone who knows cats will know that if the cat doesn't like the collar, it'll be gone by morning. |
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My cats are indignant enough when they get new flea repellent collars, which have a small bell. I don't know how they do it, but they both manage to get rid of the bell within a couple of days. |
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