Table of elementals

Yes now you too can own a table of elementals.
The four round, double insulated, glass legs of each hand crafted piece contain a swirling vortex. Individual cyclones of fire, water, air, and earth which overflow their confines to race along the underside of the segmented, double glass table top to frolic 'neath your dinner settings.
The Wicca chairs are the ultimate in comfort and have even received the following endorsement from the President, (then governor), of the United States.

Governor Bush:

Bush scratches his head and thinks a moment. "Why yes sir, I do. I like Wicca. It's good furniture. My daddy had a wicca chair when I was a boy, and you better believe that it was the most comfortable chair in the house. I wish I had a wicca chair now. All the chairs in this office are too had and uncomfortable. George Washington and Abe Lincoln had wicca furniture. Wicca is an American institution, and anyone who's against wicca, is against the American way of life."

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