Sweet N' Sour Semen

Anyone who has eaten pineapple or asparagus knows that there is an immediate correlation between those foods and the odor/flavor of one's bodily fluids.

There has not been enough scientific research on the subject and accounts of such flavorings are largely anecdotal except for Asparagus, which has been shown to cause odor through sulfur-containing amino acids. I propose a year long study featuring a cross section of couples to determine some constants. It would be a representative sample of the population - multi-ethnic, gay/straight, vegetarian, health-nut, skinny, obese, etc. Couples would be given certain control foods, as well as foods thought to cause "flavor adjustments" in sexual fluids. Taste tests would occur, (in the privacy of the home, of course) and the results would be recorded.

At the end of the study, the statistical data would be analyzed and the resulting information would be placed into a cookbook called "Sweet N' Sour Semen, Volume 1" The book would include recipes for grilled pineapple asparagus, as well as all sorts of other interesting combinations. Beside each recipe would be a listing of what the resulting body fluid flavor would be. Perfect for those special intimate moments like Valentine's Day or Anniversaries.

Food hacks. Hacks for love. Hacks for life. Bon Appetit.