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Small, pink and chewy much like normal gum. Racy advertising and sold in the 'edible genital' section of the supermarket or 7-11 with vagina-jam and old man's knobs.
(???) BonBon Candy
http://www.bonbon.d..._ProductGroup=Poser
(Be sure to click "View Products"). The product names curiously aren't translated, but they include "Blonde Brains", "shag" (as in "a good..."), Dog Farts (no, really!), Earwax etc. [Hambone, Apr 29 2002]
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Your supermarket has an 'edible genital' section? |
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I worked in porno book/video store once, and I bet this would sell - I used to come up with ideas for sex toys, etc., all the time, they still pop into my head occasionally - it's like a disease - most do not bear public hearing, even in here. Trust me, you don't want to know. |
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I hate wrestling with packaging.
Plus, it would stop my gob, kinda lika fishbone. |
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Rods Tiger: !! Meanwhile, your girlfriend is getting impatient, making sarcastic snorting noises, tapping her fingers, etc. |
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Aren't these called ChickClitz? |
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Frosted Pop Tarts will never be the same. |
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It's a mythological beast, Redbrick.
Many men have searched for it, few have succeeded |
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A bit like those "erogenous zones", hard for us guys to find. I'll check in my atlas, I think they are near the equator. |
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I found one once.. it was in this seedy little bar in New Orleans. I think a gum that reminded me of that night would be good, since so far I'm a complete blank on how I wound up on the Mall lawn, in only tube socks and an innertube. Although, I don't think that us easily suggestible guys really need to equate "chewing" with this particular item, as some girls might find that a bit painful, and retaliate in unspeakable ways.... |
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