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Just did my laundry and wanted to give the washer and dryer an
appreciative slap on the bum. Actually, ever since the proliferation
of electric labour saving devices bum slapping has steadily decreased
as bum exposure has increased with women's liberation from
domestic slavery. It's time to
give the liberating machines a little
recognition with adhesive bums and boobies to be appreciatively
pinched and slapped.
Not. Even. Once.
http://www.nbcnews....-toaster-8C11375653
It's a slippery slope, [rcarty]. [UnaBubba, Jan 01 2014]
(?) Available for computers for many a year in Japan
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/3d-mouse-pad
complete with silicon already [not_morrison_rm, Jan 02 2014]
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//adhesive bums and boobies to be appreciatively pinched and slapped.// |
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As long as we draw the line at foreplay. |
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How anatomically correct are we talking here? |
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Well considering anatomically correct would mean a large
range of different sizes and shapes, then I'd say really not
very anatomically correct at all to completely nonexisting
altogether. |
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Would this increase or decrease the bottom line at the local laundromat ? The news trucks and the sheriff would show up for a day or two, but long term would it attract people to do laundry? |
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I'm sure there is some dialectic dimension to the
fact that all domestic appliances are considered
female. |
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But gluing male parts to your appliances would be weird. |
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<link> for you, [rcarty]. |
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Thanks, although I see no reason not to combine penis and
toaster, I see no reason to either. I'll likely not be doing
that. |
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The dialectical dimension of the toaster has already been
addressed in the idea I already posted about the conflict
between light and dark toast. The toaster dial being
central to the dialectic conflict. One ideal versus another
ideal manifesting materially in toast. |
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//But gluing male parts to your appliances would be weird. |
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I think that can be achieved, without glue even, to the ice box part of the refrigerator, according to popular myth. |
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//I'm sure there is some dialectic dimension to the fact that all
domestic appliances are considered female.// |
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Except that all DIY equipment is considered male. Particularly the
electric drill and screw-driver. |
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It seems to me that all equipment which doing jobs previously done
by hand are considered the gender of that which traditionally or
predominantly performed the task.
This may have some utility - for example as ships are
anthropologically female we could infer that women must be better
at floating. |
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Of course there is the conflicting influence of con~cave/vexity c.f.
plugs and sockets. |
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//But gluing male parts to your appliances would be weird.// |
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//I think that can be achieved, without glue even, to the ice box part of the refrigerator, according to popular myth. Please, no photographs.// |
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That type of intimate congress with a major appliance, while not illegal per se, is certainly frowned upon in most circles. |
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In doc's defence, he didn't actually say "But gluing (your own) male parts to your appliances would be weird." |
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And, sort of done, seen loads of 3D mouse mats with your favourite game/anime character (female) with silicon. Handy for those in Akihabara who will never quite get to interact with a female. |
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Does this bum make my fridge look big?... |
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// ships are anthropologically female // |
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Sp: 'anthropomorphically' |
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Yeah, well... that's the word I intended, but the way
I typed it looked wrong. It was late so I just chose
one from the list of suggestions. But it turns out not
to be that bad a replacement anyway. |
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No need to defend yourself. I seek only to pedantate. |
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Re: link to the nbc news article about people calling
out fire-fighters to remove 'appendages' from items
and etc. |
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What if there is an increase in the erotic compulsion to
have people burn things off your todger? |
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//an increase in the erotic compulsion to have people burn things off your todger? |
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You'd have less competition? Encourage all the men you know to try it. |
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There was a Frank Zappa song about this. |
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I do not think that non-word means what you think it
does not mean. |
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I'm afraid that folks who use the Laundry Mat will think
they are putting quarters in for some other reason... |
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// I do not think that non-word means what you think it
does not mean. // |
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Any word I invent means exactly what I think it means. |
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Kinda what I meant, [Alter]... err, as you were. |
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