Cyberstalking Bush

Apparently pop culture has given way to something called peep culture. Instead of the masses being fascinated by personalities who have all the status and prestige of being showcased in the mass media which previously defined pop culture, the masses are now fascinated with the personalities of one another who can now upload themselves as content into the media.

It is fitting in this new contemporary period of social relations that users of electronic media, in particular, do so while situated behind a Cyberstalking Bush. This bush is portable and collapsible like an artificial Christmas tree, and can be set up in front of any computer. Simply assemble this bush when viewing the personal life details of other individuals that you, like so many others, are endlessly fascinated with. Peer over it or through its branches to gaze upon the spectacle from which you are alienated in its antithesis: the creep culture.