h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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Tabasco sauce mixed in with something (non-toxic prefferably) that would make it spontaneously catch fire. (Maybe would react with the acids?)
Inside the bottle, there wouldnt be enough air for sustained combustion, so storage is safe.
Imagine, you taco suddenly bursts into flame which then quickly
gutters out!
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A friend of mine had some sauces like this at his last BBQ - I mean, these things had dissolved the rubber ring on their lids! Lord knows what it'd do to any other rings they come into contact with! |
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They did go well with the bangers, though.... And I've recently regained the use of my mouth. |
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Thanks for the notice, Dub. Spelling changed! |
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What kind of liability insurance would a company have to have for something that ignites itself? Must be 21 or over and sign a waiver to purchase. |
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Dang! There go the eyebrows again... |
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"Well, doc ... one of the kids decided to fingerpaint "Cook" on my apron with this spontaneous combustion sauce." Pictures at 11. |
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[DesertFox]You're welcome
[Dr Curry]LOL |
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*crash*
"Fire extinguisher to aisle 9"
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Isn't this effectivly a ready made molotov cocktail? |
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If so, [+], partialy because I just love that phrase molotov cocktail... |
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In effect, an EDIBLE molotov cocktail sauce. |
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It would have to burn out fast, though. |
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This reminds me of a level in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas- where CJ has to burn a house down using molotov cocktails. |
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Sorry, but that was the first thing that came to mind! |
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" Clean up on aisle 6. And we'll need a new stock boy to replaced the charred one! " |
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