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Spaghetti-Knits are a range of miniature
knitted clothes made from strands of
pasta.
Sometimes a knitted jumper gets
accidentally left in a hot drier and shrivels
down to a shrunken version of its former
self. These diminutive replicas are very
similar to Spaghetti-Knits.
Comes in infinite
varieties. Choose your
jumper style, size, and knitted pattern.
Pop open the bag and drop into boiling
water. Also available as socks.
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(+)You are So warped...and maybe even a little weft. |
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I'm holding you fully responsible for this idea - you can't pasta buck. |
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Do you have to put it on fresh out of boiling hot water? And doesn't it harden as it dries, creating an infelxible suit? |
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... you don't wear em [nh] - you eat em ! |
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Very Wallace and Gromit. Or maybe that was Hot Shots. |
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I might have a vested interest in edible garments. |
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Jumpers, garments, 'also available as socks'. Ah! Minitature, I get it. [-] |
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+ and for when you are sauced. |
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[+] Can I have a Durum suit? |
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I voted for the idea because I have often daydreamed about the thrill of slipping into a pair of sneakers filled with elbow macaroni. Unfortunately, I am still in possession of my sanity. |
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[+] I am trying to guess how you got this idea. |
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You go to China. There you see an old lady, wearing wrong glasses mistakes the chopsticks for knitting needles, and the noodles fo.... |
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You could knit a sock around a meatball. |
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A sweater for a rattlesnake. |
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A holder for you business cards. |
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You can not knit spaghetti straps. |
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