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If you made a bubble gum version you'd have something to put your nasal mucus in ... |
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This is not such a stupid idea. And I know stupid. |
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They don't have this? Why don't they have this? They
have to have this. |
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Not yet a thing yet, but I found your fist medical endorsement. Dr. H. Robert Silverstein of Hartford offers his patients a different remedy than lozenges: chewing gum. [link] |
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So as it now stands, one out of ten doctors recommend jhomrigum to their patients. |
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Hey... I found the first one. The next eight are on you. |
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...and you might want to work on a better product name. |
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No, no. Ten out of ten doctors never agree. Ever. Not anymore. |
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Not since the twenties or so anyway. Y'know, the good old days, when you could just toodle on down to the apothecary for a flap of snuff and a dram or two of morphine to get one through the day. |
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It's extremely doubtful if the increasing restrictions on the availability of such medications have been of any social benefit whatsoever; in fact the consequences seem to be entirely negative. |
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