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As a digression from my obsession with developing the
perfect contact lens, MaxxCo. is pleased to announce the
availability of Snowglobe contact lenses in time for the
festering season.
Available in both soft and rigid versions, SnowGlobe lenses
contain, in the interstitutional space between
the front
and rear faces, a non-explosive, non-turtle-harming high-
index liquid in which are suspended tiny glittery flakes of
the purest simulated snow.
Sadly, the snowflakes are too close to the eye to be visible
to the wearer (who will notice only a slight dimming
effect), but your friends (and indeed enemies) will be
enchanted by the little snow-flurries as you shift your gaze.
Floaters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floater
Maddening when they go floating by. Get old...get floaters. [Klaatu, Dec 15 2011]
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//your friends (and indeed enemies) will be
enchanted// |
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They'll be green with envy ... or maybe nausea. |
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So, would this somehow counteract the floaters that I
already have in my eyes? |
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