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I'd like my computer to snore really softly when it is asleep.
You could turn off this feature if you don't like it.
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The snoring computer should also mutter unintelligible things, save for the odd, “no… no… don’t format me… no…” |
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Oh. I just decided to stick that up there and see what others think. |
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Maybe just put it in your profile. |
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Great. And now when it gets a virus, I have to listen to it coughing all night? |
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You can turn it off, if you like. Or maybe that could serve as an alert when your computer has a virus. |
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Nothing like a good, lungs-on-the-floor coughing fit from your computer to let you know it has a virus. |
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I want this. It would go nicely with the
little light on the front of my iMac that
slowly dims and brightens in a soothing
fashion. Though it keep me awake. |
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Brings new meaning to the "cradle" for PDAs. |
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I would quite like for my pc, once a year at a random date, to have night terrors. |
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"Noooooo, noooooo, ahhhhgghhhhhh!!!! Not the probe!! Noooooooooooo, agggggggggggggggghhhhhh etc.!' |
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Just to keep me on my toes. |
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As long as my work PC can't doze off and alert my colleagues to my inactivity by its snoring! |
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I assumed you meant 'asleap' as in 'screensaver mode' - did you mean that or 'standby' ? |
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It's interesting that nobody queried exactly what you meant - we all seem quite comfortable with your turn of phrase. Have we collectively anthropomorphised computers to such an extent? |
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the link works for me, but requires a *download* (btw spelled incorrectly DF) |
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And yes, sleep mean standby mode. |
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