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Brainy types are turn-ons. |
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Hey man, what are you trying to do? It's hard enough to find a girl with a natural and spectacular rack! |
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What does the 'smartarse' get apart from abuse ? |
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A smug sense of superiority? |
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If breasts were behinds and behinds were breasts, who would be the wiser? |
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Pretty lampshades don't compensate for dim bulbs. |
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Dancing cheek to cheek is a poor substitute for posture and grace -- a woman carried properly leaves her head held high -- her best asset unengaged. |
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I think she lost the plot at: |
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"my boyfriend pisses like a fountain" |
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smarty pants aswell...i think i've had enough. |
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I'm a bit bemused by the statement that "inflateable cushions...appear more natural". To other inflateable cushions perhaps?
Mephista, it may not be in currency where you live but over here when someone makes a tit of themselves it isn't because they're clever. |
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bliss: Isn't that *everybodys* favourite 'shakira-ism' |
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"A woman of means in rags,
and begging for pleasure,
Cross the river of salt,
Just after I rode a ship that,
sunk in the desert" |
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"dina bröst är som svalor som häckar" (your breasts are like nesting swallows) from the Swedish entry to the European Song Contest almost 30 years ago. |
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"How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead." - Song of Solomon 4:1 |
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That Solomon was always one for the ladies. |
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I've made my return! (Oh, and a bone for this. How many different ways can people say "Ta-ta balloons am FUNNY"?) |
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Missing blissmiss is swissing this. |
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