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Breezing Bra
Grind - no, I can't do that. Gently blow air on them. | |
In response to a complaint from my sweetheart regarding overtemp zones both under and between her ample breasts, Tremorless Tools (Fashion Division) plans to release the Breezing Bra.
Google searches for such items lead to materials that boast of ventilated material, but those products do nothing
to actually foster air flow around these important zones.
Our product can be operated by a pump, contained in the matching athletic shoes (sold seperately).
This pumps air with each step through the support line that runs down the back straps, through the matching garter belt and stockings (also sold seperately) and into the shoe.
Alternatively, the nine volt battery model can run for a full day before the battery needs changing, insuring a continual flow of cooling air for the less active wearer.
Accept no imitations
Breathing_20Bra
[normzone, Sep 21 2011]
Ceiling fan style propellors for [Grogster]
http://ny-image1.et...xfull.258797673.jpg
[normzone, Sep 21 2011]
Pasties
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty
"Cornish" is the typical one. [8th of 7, Sep 22 2011]
Heat/chill bra
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[hippo, Sep 22 2011]
Ingeniously aspirated cool suit
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Men's clothing, using a similar cooling method [hippo, Sep 22 2011]
Climate Control Clothing
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[hippo, Sep 22 2011]
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I was hoping for some large airplane-style propellers on each tata when I read the title... |
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Currently she's managing a See's Candy shop. I don't think that would fit in with Warren Buffet's idea of corporate image. |
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But I like the idea, I'll see if it's available in pasties. |
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[-] If you've got a footpump, the air is going to start off rather ripe from stinky feet and occasionally other ground-based odors (nearby dog dooty, garbage, a spilled soft drink) and it's going to be warmed by body heat on the way up. |
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Thanks, [NZ]! Those are bunworthy propellers, and the tassels are a nice touch. [+] |
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Err, do you mean the semi-circular meat pies originating in South-West England ? <link> |
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I have had several similar ideas, following similar complaints from Mrs. Twizz. |
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I came up with the idea of a flexible tube along the bottom of each cup, approx 1/2" diameter and just stiff enough not to be crushed flat when worn. The tube is either perforated or otherwise porous. the ends of each tube are located in positions where air may move more freely and each end is fitted with a simple flap valve, probably part of the tube material itself. |
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Any movement by the wearer would change the tube's volume, causing it to pump air through the tube and ventilate the affected area. |
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Of course, the cheap, simple solution is for large breasted women to wear thin white shirts and regularly splash water onto them, taking advantage of the high latent heat of evaporation of water to create a significant cooling effect. |
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[Twizz] No need to state the obvious. |
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[Twizz], I encourage this very thing at home, but she won't go for it outside. |
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