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After I had kids, I noticed it was much easier to function
on very little sleep in other aspects of life. Evidently I had
been trained by the constant need to wake up and take
care of a baby at all hours of the day or night. Not just
wake up, but wake up and function for a variety of tasks.
What
is needed is a device that provides you with all the
advantages of babies, like no sleep and stuff, without the
disadvantages, like having to talk to them, play with
them, teach them and wait for them to grow up. This
could be accomplished with a device that is not at all baby-
like, but wakes you up at all hours and forces you to clean
up a mess or attach oddly shaped items to an armature.
Stuff like that. Then you can take the red-eye flight to a
meeting and still function after getting off the plane
because you had been trained to do this by constant sleep
interruption from this device.
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You walked into the meeting like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched your blood shot sleep deprived eyeballs roll up |
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// advantages of a baby // |
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You wanna run that one by us again ? |
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