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Skunk-a-Rapist
Disgust rapists away with stench augmented pepper spray | |
Ok, studies have shown that pepper spray is not universally
effective and some recipients actually develop a resistance
to
self-defence products based on capscaicin. In addition, if
the
attacker is able to shield their eyes and nose, the majority
of
the pain is negated.
I propose
adding extracted and concentrated skunk-funk to
today's commonly available pepper sprays. Skunk funk is
unbelievably powerful if received at close range, and is
more
frightening than pain to today's jaded, hardened criminal. If
sprayed, the rapist would be surrounded by a miasma of
stench that would remove any libidinous urges even if he
managed to block his eyes and nose. In fact the only crime
on
his mind would be to find the nearest store and steal some
canned tomato sauce (to wash off the offending odor). the
perpetrator's need to purchase tomato sauce coupled with
the
UV dye commonly included in personal defence sprays
would
ensure speedy capture. You don't need a bloodhound to
track
this guy's scent, trust me.
For your wife's sake. For you daughter's sake. Skunk-a-
Rapist.
Previous similar halfbakery idea
http://www.halfbake..._20rape_20stinkbomb [spacemoggy, Oct 04 2004]
Baked.
http://www.merseywo...ecure/paalarms.html Take a look at the Trident (4th from top) [spacemoggy, Oct 04 2004]
Domesticated Attack Skunks
http://www.halfbake...d_20attack_20skunks Slightly more whimsical approach [spacemoggy, Oct 04 2004]
Chemistry of Skunk Spray
http://www.humboldt...emofskunkspray.html Striped, spotted, or hog-nosed? [jutta, Oct 04 2004]
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Should probably come with a coupon for tomato paste in a can, because there's liable to be some splashback onto the potential victims. |
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Yeah, this skunk keeps living under our deck, and man
does it reek, this would definitly work+ |
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you should trap him and have his glands removed. I hear
they make really great pets after that. Plus if you let
them roam around inside you won't have a burgler
problem and just imagine the fun when the door to door
salesmen pay a visit! |
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Mmmm.....skunk spray! I love the stuff! |
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im pretty sure this is baked or at least mostly baked |
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they have skunk ( and worse ) spray its not really available to the public ( the use it at riots) |
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This is fully baked already. See link. |
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But there is a skunk oil spray, which seems to bake the main theme of this idea. |
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"Mmmm..skunk oil, got any kingsize to go with that?" |
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Are you implying that I didn't read the idea? Shame on you Tabs. I did read it. The idea doesn't say anything about the benefits that would flow from *combining* pepper spray and skunk spray. It focuses exclusively on the benefits of skunk spray. Which is baked. |
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I was going to vote for this at first, but I've decided to vote against it, for one obvious reason: |
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Pepper sprays are also commonly used to attack victims, perhaps as often or more often than they are used for defense. |
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Call me crazy, but I like the smell of skunk once it's been diluted with fresh air. But I agree, the smell of fresh skunk-funk is overpowering and slightly nauseating. I think your idea may work, [Volt]. [+] |
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EDS...hehehe term coined. |
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"For your wife's sake. For you daughter's sake."
Because, after all, only heterosexual males read your fake ad? Ahrgh. I hate being marginalised before lunch. |
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I'd rather see undiluted sulfuric acid as a deterrent. That'll get their attention. |
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// Just how bad does a skunk smell? // |
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You can smell one at a kilometer away, and even then, it's really really nasty. Imagine mixing the smell of rotten and putrifying flesh with a heavy chlorine smell, and that's about what it's like. |
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Nah, I'll take Skunk over rotting flesh any day. (Remember that "Mythbusters" episode, anyone?)
For some reason, Palo Alto, CA, as one approaches it, often announces itself with a slight whiff of Skunk. |
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