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I doubt teflon'd last long being dragged over a floor, retractable roller skates would probably work better. though I believe they're already baked. I'm sure the child would probably just sit down anyway. |
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In which case, there should be wheels on the seat of his pants, too. |
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Good luck making them retractable, ouch! |
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While this is creative thinking, there are some other more funderful ways to skid across a floor. I believed in carrying a sturdy stroller for kids up to age 4, because that seemed to be the age at which they would crap-out when it was most inconvenient. |
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Further, Americans don't take kindly to harnesses on children, no matter how sensible it may seem to be. |
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//Americans don't take kindly to harnesses on children// Tell them you are training the kid to wear a safety belt. |
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