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//whatever is in season// Pizza! [+] |
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[+]. The shotgunners should also be blindfolded and spun around, for that authentic pinata experience. |
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/blindfolded and spun around/
sorry, I thought that was implied. |
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NOTHING is implied in the multi-faceted, multi-cultural art of piñatery! |
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It's got the fun of pinatas and the danger of firearms at a party! |
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The old message was "If you blindly beat on your loved ones with sticks with everyone taking their turn, you get candy". |
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The new message is "If you blindly shoot other wild life (and pets and the house and the party goers) with shotguns with everyone taking their turn, you get candy". |
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Escalation ? or Inflation ? |
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It can only be inflescalation! |
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I think loading the shotguns with candy would really improve the festive quotient. The pinata does not really need that hard killing of a regular shell. And missed shots would still send the kids scrambling for candy! |
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Maybe tinsel too, for visual effect. |
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