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Skating Tennis
Adaptation of tennis capitalising on the slipperiness of tennis courts | |
The grass at Wimbledon has for some reason been more
slippery than usual this year, constituting a problem for the
players. This problem could be made into a solution, or
suggests another game which eliminates the problem.
Two variants then:
Firstly, instead of, I dunno, planting less slippery
grass,
changing the way it's cut, rolled, watered or whatever, do
the opposite: find out why the grass is slippery and make it
ever slipperier. Then design a tennis shoe which is more
likely to slip than the ones currently being worn, with no
tread for example, maybe with teflon soles or something,
and provide requisite elbow and knee padding. Then
continue to play tennis but treat it more like an ice-based
game like ice hockey or curling, but for the summer and
without refrigeration.
Secondly, get rid of the grass and replace it with a system of
rails including points, whereupon travel a pair of overshoes
into which the players insert their ready-shod feet. In order
to play, one must skate around the court, reaching junctions
and altering the points with levers in order to reach the ball,
which is not now a normal tennis ball but a kind of floaty,
inflatable beachball-type thingy, giving the players time to
journey across the court and allow it to reach their rackets.
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Tennis on ice would solve all the problems. Have this morsel [+] |
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Tennis on Ice-IX in an extremely pressurised environment
perhaps. But thanks. |
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