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Instead of sky rambos, toothpaste demonisation or passenger crushing blast doors...
Just replace the first three rows of seats near the cockpit entrance with several waist-high bin tables piled high with a huge jumble of brand-name shoes. When the "Fasten Seat Belt" lights go out after take-off,
large banners drop down from the ceiling- Shoe Sale on Now! 60% Off! All cards Accepted!
Let's see a hijacker get through THAT melee.
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Ha! There's a naughty monkey at the back of the plane to amuse the children. |
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Oh yes! Now it makes sense to board barefoot. + |
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No naughty monkeys on international flights (CITES regulations don't you know), but some of the ladies could end up nekkid if there was (If?) a scuffle. |
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