No Holds Bagged

At the airport, passengers undress, put on the paper suits provided, pop their clothes into their suitcases, and say a tearful goodbye : “safe journey, mr zippy, don’t be sick, old Adidas ” - for these bags depart in their own pilotless unmanned ‘bag’ plane. The passengers pass through a quick body scan/ metal detector and board a different plane with nothing at all, not even a purse, just the paper suits. No, ok, of course they bring their phones. Who’s heard of an exploding phone? And yes the asthma sprays, heart pills, diapers, and medicinal drams etc have been checked in to a special on board pharmacy-service-arrangement. You have a pre-paid duty free card, to pay for the duty free. When the plane with the luggage blows up only the bags die. The passenger plane lands unscathed. A few passengers commit suicide over the dead bags but everyone else is happy that going through security was quicker and they didn’t lose their best biro. (Well they did but it was blown-up, not lost in a mindless security mix up, Easier to live with)