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To celebrate a special event, an Australian will come around unexectedly with a collie dog and a sheep. He then proceeds to rapidly shear the sheep.
When complete, the sheep is revealed as having been realistically pre-tattooed with imitation provocative underwear. On whistled command, the dog chases
the sheep around, causing it to induce an embarrassed cringing silence in those with whom it persistently rubs up against.
To finish the Sheepshearogram process, the wool is subsequently posted to the recipient in the form of an Aran style sweater with a map of Australia knitted on the font, a dog's head on the back left hand side, and a sheep's head on the right.
(no animals were injured in the writing of this pointless idea)
James May
http://www.youtube....watch?v=hrc3HWvNm5s
can't hear this link at work! hope its o.k. LOL [po, Jan 07 2011]
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Annotation:
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Technically, it's "shear". However, since it renders the sheep
sheer, I suppose it's a moot point. |
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Anyway, what the heck, have bun from me. |
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... and if it was cow, would it be a moo point? |
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I think it's a fur point, though. |
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I never knew that ewe were into tattoos. |
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Why does the sweater have the map and the dog's head? I only have eyes for ewe. |
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// I'm taking my bun back. // |
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There will never be another ewe. |
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to celebrate an ashes win down under! |
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//I'm taking my bun back.// baaaaaa.... |
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To complete the farmyard theme, the jumper could have an image of a massive cock on the front |
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are you James May in the real world? |
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Shear up, [xenzag], nobody minds if you're a bad speller; you
have redeeming qualities. |
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My spelling is usually ok, but sometimes I enter a sort of dyslexic haze. |
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Looks like they've got your goat. I think it's mutton to worry over. |
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