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Each potato has inside it embedded within its interior a spring-loaded device compressed and latched with a latching mechanism. The latch is released by a bi-metallic strip, by which release (after sufficient cooking to cook the potato to the required degree of mashability) the sharpened and pierced
paddles of the spud-internal spring-loaded self-mashing-potato potato masher mashes the self-mashing potato in a single act of mashing.
The device may be extracted after eating, and re-used.
Potato Masher
https://www.google....VQKHebEDlMQ_AUIBygC
I assume these things were called that for a reason.... [Vernon, Dec 09 2016]
Full Metal Jacket Potato
Full_20Metal_20Jacket_20Potato
Prior Art [8th of 7, Dec 09 2016]
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//The device may be extracted after eating |
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Yes, "after" could be an involved and unpleasant process, requiring autoclaving of the device before re-use. |
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Mmmmm... weaponised potatoes. |
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//Baked// Disputed. The FMJP is clearly external and supplementary to the potato. This device is fully contained within the potato itself. Plus it is a purely mechanical device. |
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[poc], the Prior Art is for // weaponised potatoes //, not your idea. |
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OK as you were. I'll take my paranoia elsewhere for now. |
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No, don't do that. Keep it handy, we'll find something for you to use it on very soon. |
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Self-popping corn, self-grinding hamburger, self -mocking politician |
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Not sure all of those can be implemented using the same internal spring-loaded metal device? |
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Nonetheless, installing an internal spring-loaded metal device in politicians has to be worth a try. |
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I'm with [8th] on this - potatoes ARE baked. |
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// something a bit darker // |
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It must be considered that the actual process of installing the device may be painful, humiliating, and capable of causing serious long-term physical and psychological damage, even it it isn't triggered. |
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So effectively, there's no downside. |
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// a voice activated device responding to phrases like // |
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... "social inequality", "a fairer, more caring society", "ethics" or "the environment". |
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//embedded within its interior a spring-loaded device//
Spring Surprise! [ref: Python, Monty; Whizzo Chocolate Company] |
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