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What politician, no matter his spots or stripes, hasn't
tried
to be all things to all people, really?
And with the advent of the modern news media, we're
already able to listen to our own version of the news
without having to bother with genuine objectivity (or
god
forbid, objectivism)
What
better form of elections for us, then, than
Schrödinger's Choice, where the winner is never
announced, but rather persists in an incoherent state
(yeah, I know). We'll put a nice big black box behind the
desk at the Oval Office, and can peacefully move on with
our lives.
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// an incoherent state // |
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Where was George W. from again ? |
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Only if you promise it's soundproof, airtight, and contains a radioactive source, a bottle of poison, and both candidates. |
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We'd pay a dollar to see that. Let us know the where and the when. |
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To be fair the major parties are so similar everyone
gets the platform of their choice as it is. |
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Comes to the same thing, in the end. |
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Can we pump the air out of the box now? |
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