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These are, quite simply, tracts for satanists to use in order
to
spread their message to the world, made out of flashpaper.
Contracts with signatures selling your soul on the dotted
line
are included.
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You possibly should specify that the contracts are
*not* printed on flash paper. Otherwise it would be
too easy for someone's signature to go up in smoke. |
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Use ink which contains phosphorus. When it
dries out, it ignites. The contract flashes away
to ash. Thus, it cannot be disputed or revoked. |
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But then it can't be produced either... |
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Get thee behind me Satan! Uhmm.. Errr not that close behind me. (Sweat beads). |
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So how do you think The Anabaptist Holy Roller Women's basketball team will do this year? |
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