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Satanic Flashpaper Tracts

 For more effective proselytization. Easy cleanup, too.
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These are, quite simply, tracts for satanists to use in order to spread their message to the world, made out of flashpaper. Contracts with signatures selling your soul on the dotted line are included.
—RayfordSteele, Nov 11 2013

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       You possibly should specify that the contracts are *not* printed on flash paper. Otherwise it would be too easy for someone's signature to go up in smoke.
—Vernon, Nov 11 2013
   

       Use ink which contains phosphorus. When it dries out, it ignites. The contract flashes away to ash. Thus, it cannot be disputed or revoked.
—8th of 7, Nov 11 2013
   

       But then it can't be produced either...
—not_morrison_rm, Nov 11 2013
   

       Get thee behind me Satan! Uhmm.. Errr not that close behind me. (Sweat beads).   

       So how do you think The Anabaptist Holy Roller Women's basketball team will do this year?   

       Did they all sign up?
—popbottle, Nov 12 2013
   


 

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