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Ladies, competitive swimmers and cyclists, forget about shaving. Abrade your way to smoother legs with sandpaper lined slacks.
Or alternatively turn them inside out and make snow angels on your neighbour's hardwood floor.
Hair removal with sandpaper
http://www.mestern.net/pm/ohio.html WWII, "mitts", and auto body repair. [hello_c, May 11 2001]
Hair removal with sandpaper
http://mestern.net/simple/memo13.php WWII, "mitts", and auto body repair. [hello_c, Oct 04 2004]
wear this under them
http://www.halfbake.../burlap_20underwear [mrthingy, Oct 04 2004]
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Sandpaper removes hair? That's news... |
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I know it removes skin if it's coarse enough. I can't remember if there was hair left or not. I just can't think of a reason I'd want even the inside-out kind, I guess. |
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ramblers can where them, it should be mandantory! |
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Dog Ed: That's a rather abrasive comment. |
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nick_n_uit: Yeah, it left me feeling a little raw too. |
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Awful puns aside, this idea could be a winner. No more scratching your nuts/butt in public; just simply squirm around a bit. Of COARSE the sandpaper would have to be relatively fine if you were to avoid serious chafing. |
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Well, there's precedent; see "mitts" link. |
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i dig the inside-out....mischevious AND practical. sure would be useful for carving out a "comfortable groove" in park benches and the like. |
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Instead of those anti-static additives to your laundry detergent add something highly radioactive. The radiation will make the hairs fall out without any pain and at the same time the air will be ionized enough to prevent the buildup of any charges. |
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Finally a market for all that nuclear waste. |
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