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One part roomba
One part lawnmower
One part scolopendra gigantea
Simply draw around those patches of your skin that
you
wish to leave hirsute with the (washable) red marker
pen, and
the camera on the roombamower will ensure that only
everything up to but not including the ringed-fenced
areas is
deforested. Yes, you can relax your whole splayed and
naked body on the
parlour floor while the roombamower crawls
diligently
over your skin, devouring your hair, virtually silent other
than the soft beep it emits when it's time for you to turn
your
back and crack to the bare 100w bulb that dangles from
the ceiling rose.
Inspired by reensure
Shaver_20on_20a_20Stick
[calum, Apr 20 2020]
scolopendra gigantea
https://en.wikipedi...colopendra_gigantea
[calum, Apr 20 2020]
The Flowbee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowbee
[theircompetitor, Apr 20 2020]
[link]
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Better if its not washable, ensures consistency |
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Available with swap-out second battery for a few of the Letterkenny fellas and some northern girls? |
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Sluggestion: orange or purple marker, in case this particular scolopendra g. is colour-blind. |
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A veritable panoply of disturbing imagery, from such a simple premise. Quaintly hideous. |
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This is disgusting; how dare you propose the continued use
of
100w incandescent bulbs: have you no LEDs? [+] |
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I think it's time for you boys to share my last taste of the
true black meat; the flesh of the giant, aquatic, Brazilian
centipede. |
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Actually you could dispense with the marker pen and just download the latest trendy template. |
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// 100w incandescent bulbs // |
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The idea does not specify that the lamp is incandescent; only that it consumes 100W. |
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It could be a commercial CFL, a SON-T, or even - as suggested - a LED array. None of those are precluded by the simple statement of its power dissipation. |
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A single LED bulb that consumes 100 Watts? Is
there a welding helmet handy? |
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