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Put precision skateboard wheels on a desk chair so you can go
really fast in your office.
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That would mean that your chair could only go forwards and backwards. I like just being able to choose a random direction to go in when playing on a desk chair. |
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OK individual rollerblade wheels on twirly go round
trucks, so you can go in any direction. Whatever makes
for as frictionless a contact as possible with the floor. |
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Wouldnt that mean that as YOU stop the CHAIR continues to move at the same speed causing you to be seatless? D: <--sad face |
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//That would mean that your chair could only go forwards and backwards// Skateboarders can change direction I would assume, even on skateboards. |
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//Wouldnt that mean that as YOU stop the CHAIR continues to move at the same speed causing you to be seatless?// Thanks to the glorious force of friction between your ass and the chair seat, no. |
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[pooduck] while skateboards can make turnings, they can't do any of the fancy 90 degree angle turn shit that you get with a wheel chair. |
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How about super bendy trucks so you could manuever in
tight spaces? Or really bendy and sensitive trucks so you
could undulate (click clack) just by wiggling your
buttocks? |
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An air-hockey floating chair with a jet pack or propeller on it! And a delrin gaurd around it for ricocheting off things! And, and..water guns to shoot co-workers!
Battering rams for cubicle walls!! |
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