Roll Over SUV

I'm gonna write a little idea,
gonna post it to the halfbakery.
It's a rotten fishin' record
I'm on my soapbox to say:
Roll Over SUV, I gotta see it again today.

You know, my fishbone count's risin'
'til the server blows a fuse.
Pole pants beatin' rhythm
and this troll keeps on singin' the blues.
Roll Over SUV and tell moderators the news.

I got the trollin' paranoia,
I got a bunch of 'bakers giv' some clues.
I think I'm trollin' 'em on ya
lookin' down at the scathing review.
Roll Over SUV rollin' in two by two.

Well, if you feel you like it
go get your Rover, then reel and rock it.
Roll it over and move on up just
a trifle further and reel and rock it,
Roll it over,
Roll Over SUV rollin' in two by two.

Well, early in the mornin' You'll be-givin' me a warnin':
*Don't you troll on, I persuade you.*
Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my piddle,
ain't got nothin' to lose.
Roll Over SUV and tell moderators the news.

You know we wiggle like some earthworms,
prance like we're spittin' slop.
We got some crazy partners,
oughta see us reel and talk.
Long as we got the time the trollin' will never stop.

Roll Over SUV,
Roll Over SUV,
Roll Over SUV,
Roll Over SUV,
Roll Over SUV and give these trollers some clues.