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Ahhh...
What would happen if the bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau was stranded on a deserted island?
This series would tell what would happen and be filled with funny antics, especially if Chief Inspector Dreyfus was there, too.
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Shamelessly derivative. [8th of 7, May 03 2016]
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I found the most dangerous thing on/near Fraser Island was the quasi-militant tour guide woman I had to confront before they let us go.
"DO NOT camp outside designated limits, paddle in the sea as Tiger Sharks breed here, climb on the shipwrecks, drive fast on the beaches, feed the whales, pet the monkeys...."
Still, I guess the caution may be merited in some cases - heard back from a friend over there now that a dingo had chewed his IPod into disrepair. "Dingos ate my IPod!" |
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Fraser is definitely the best place for this series. I apparently visited this island in a season when swimming in the ocean is almost forbidden due to the abundance of box jellyfish and white sharks. Dingos were all over the place, too, and ate my flip-flops. Darn wild dogs! |
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Won't be the same without Peter Sellers. BUT if he were still alive I'd love to watch him bumbling about on a desert isle. |
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That's why we have perls. |
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Rowan Atkinson could pull it off, I'm thinking |
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If nothing else, he could be the Bean Friday … |
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Seems like Steve Martin tried him on for size, too. |
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Yet again, I mix up Clouseau with Cousteau when
reading. I think the latter might be more interesting. |
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(P.S. Anybody else hear "Clousteau expedition" instead
of "Cousteau expedition" in the song Magpie to the
Morning?) |
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"It's neau good, Kato - we shall have to build
ourselves a some kind of bert if we are ever to get
off this island." |
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