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It should revolve off center, so the bull's eye is moving too. But see link. |
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And, while the board revolves, the number ring can revolve a different direction, plus, lights can flicker on and off, like in Press Your Luck. |
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place the whole darts arena from oche to dartboard on a revolving turntable - get them drunken darts players feeling really dizzy. |
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A slight amendment and you could provide gainful employment to retired dartplayers. Have it fixed to the back of the ample shirt of someone like Jocky Wilson and give them a five minute head start. When the competitors finally catch up with the (admittedly not very fast moving) target, the sheer skill in getting a maximum would do no harm to the game's long term aim to become an Olympic sport. |
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It should have tiny leg and arm restraints so we can pin up small animals and (not) take aim - circus-style! |
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A fantastic idea with one problem: Surely the nausea-inducing motion of the board would cause already-drunk players to give way to their impulses and vomit? |
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Bars could probably use the hypnotic
qualities of such a device to boost their
turnout of expensive drinks. |
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I cant see the darts getting stuck onto the spinning board as easily as the traditional one. infact i can see them getting deflected off and causing GBH to those nearby...maybe you should call it the
"dark-board" |
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Thanks [hidden], you've found a way to make me even worse at darts than I already am. |
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You're welcome [wags]. I feel your pain as well. |
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Well [contracts] has forethought what was going to be my next idea. A 3D dart board with a picture of a globe on it. You could get points for hitting the smaller countries. Or adopt a political inclination and go after all the oil producing countries. Or something along those lines. |
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I fail to see the problem [shinobi]. Surely darts would be as likely to stick into the board as on a regular board. Which, provided you are using a half-decent board and darts, should be almost all the time. |
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