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No more do we need to sit on the potty and despair
about
the paper situation. No more ever.
Not with the new voice activated, remote controlled
toilet
paper core.
Simply prepare your toilet paper as you would as if you
were replacing an empty, but instead insert your new
core, and
then place it close by the bathroom.
When you are running precariously low in a day or two,
just
give a call. It'll come.
"Here little roll, oh come here little roll", and within
seconds a brand new roll is awaiting you outside the
door.
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Sort of "roll on a roomba" ? |
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Is that a measurement of how modern you are that you keep your computer in the bathroom... but not the toilet paper ? |
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Way cheaper than dial-a-roll in the long run. |
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